'Cauliflower Lugs' by Ricardo Scribberlus

Anything goes! (Image courtesy of Pixabay.com)

THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!



I once thought Jay Cool was a man,

Coz there was something weird;

I can’t quite say just what it was,

It could have been the beard!



It might have been the size twelve feet,

Or cauliflower lugs;

The knobbly knees, the hairy legs,

Or face just like a pugs!



Was it the baritone-bass voice,

The biceps on its arms?

Did the Neanderthal-type look

Disguise her female charms?



It doesn’t really matter coz,

There is no Scribbler’s rule;

We’ve chaps and gals and Andy’s dog,

And ‘Thingie’, mad Jay Cool!










© Ricardo Scribberlus