'Jay Cool' by Ricardo Scribblero

Jay Cool, Jay Cool, Yes, I’m talking Jay Cool,

Beautiful, cutieful, just like a Ghoul;

She wears khaki drawers-ex-WD,

That sag in the Myddle, right down to her knee!

© Ricardo Scribblero who being of sound mind (unlike the subject of this poem) certifies that the subject of this poem, is one Jay Wilhemina Cool, well-known eccentric and long-term inmate of Sudbury Asylum.